Inaugural post....

Hey, everybody else that isn't anybody does a blog. So, I said to myself, why can't I be as uninspiring as the next guy. I mean, there are thousands, nay -- millions, out there that have the opportunity not to read my blog....and it should be their priviledge to do just that!

I guess my blog title is rather obvious. MOST of the things I think are funny the average person tends to shake their head at (usually in disgust). And, it USUALLY doesn't come out of my mouth the way I was thinking about it anyhow.

I encourage you to give me a chance. I believe there will be SOMETHING that will make you smile, shake your head, stop and go "hhmmmm", and want to throw up... or all of the above.

Enjoy the journey with me....however short it is. (We may have some rest stops along the way, as I'm over 50 and the prostate isn't what it use to be...