I just took my wife away for the weekend, as we saw an time opening that we didn't want to pass up. My schedule gets busier as the spring progresses. We had a delightful time, centering our time around nice restaurants and relaxation.
Unfortunately, this may be the last one I feel comfortable going on.... You see, in the last two weeks, I've lost four lbs... count them, FOUR LBS! Now, my uncomfortable feeling has nothing to do with the food we ate over the weekend. It's the going out of town part, where we have to stay in a hotel room.
I've now started having this eerie feeling... I guess you'd call it a fear.... that since I've lost all this weight, somebody's stalking me. (Who wouldn't want a look, you know? It's not like I've signed up for AARP yet... (I could have, but didn't do it.)) I mean, you can't always get doors at hotels withOUT peepholes in them. I just KNOW that somebody's trying to track my room down, get close to mine, and ..... apparently it's really easy to reverse the peepholes....you know the rest. I feel violated just thinking about it.
I know it's important to get away with my wife, but I just don't know if I can get over this. Anyway, if any of you see or hear about any "videos" floating around the internet, would you be kind enough to let me know.
Thanks.
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