Do You Need Something To Think About?

If you do, here's a few to keep you going for a little while anyhow..... If you don't... forget I even brought them up.

• If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
• If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
• Would a fly without wings be a walk?
• When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
• Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
• If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

and while I'm at it.....

• If you shoot a mime, do you need a silencer?