Thursday, September 3, 2009

Road Rage Tips

Let's just jump right back into this thing....... meaty stuff from the very start...

Say you're in a bad mood, somebody pulls out in front of you and you really want to lay on the horn and then see where things go from there. TIP: You must be observant, and assess the situation first.

For instance, I had that happen to me just yesterday. I was driving along and a ragged, run down muscle car pulled right out in front of me. I wanted to honk, but did I? NO. And do you know why? Because I was observant and assessed the situation. I noticed that the car had just pulled out of the gym...... not a good idea.

Now, if that car had just pulled out of a beauty salon, I'd say lay on the horn and enjoy yourself. After all, what's the worst that could happen.

I know, I know, some of you are thinking, "Hold it Terry, I know some women who I think could beat you up, so that tip doesn't hold water." First of all, maybe or maybe not.... I've been working out, you know. But secondly, think about it. What woman who just had her hair and nails done is going to take the time to try and catch, stop and beat up a 50+ year old man. Uh huh, see what I'm talking about? Be observant and assess the situation first.

So remember, from the gym -- no honk. From the beauty salon -- go for it!
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You must be a college boy with those powers of observation.

Unknown said...

Great advice!

Unknown said...

I'm more afraid of the women that pull out from the Salon. why, might you ask? Simple: They have very strong/sharp nails that just got re-sanded. Er, somethig like that.